Sheldon's Enemy List
Wil Wheaton - For deliberately breaking a signed action figure contract.
Barry Kripke - For mocking my work and speech impediment. Not to mention, stealing my yogurt.
Leslie Winkle - For invalidating my scientific research and dating Leonard. Her audacity has no bounds.
Starbucks Employee - For failing to comprehend the basic principle of free refill entitlement.
Any Non-Train Enthusiast - Simply put, a lack of appreciation for the superior mode of transport shows flawed character.
Dr. John Smith - For arrogantly asserting that string theory is a dead end.
Ms. Jane Doe - For consistently parking in my designated spot.
Mr. Tim Johnson - For refusing to return my rare comic book.
Prof. Emily Davis - For questioning my hypothesis on dark matter.
Dr. David Brown - For interrupting my presentations with irrelevant questions.
Mr. Mike Wilson - For eating my labeled lunch in the lab fridge.
Ms. Sarah Lee - For spreading the rumor that I cheated in the chess tournament.
Prof. Mark Taylor - For taking credit for my research findings.
Dr. Laura Green - For consistently showing up late to our collaborative projects.
Mr. Peter White - For accidentally spilling coffee on my laptop.
Ms. Nancy Black - For interrupting my lecture on quantum mechanics.
Mr. Alex Garcia - For neglecting to invite me to the physics symposium.
Ms. Lisa Hernandez - For mispronouncing the names of famous scientists.
Dr. Robert King - For scoffing at my preferred seating arrangement.
Mr. Kevin Allen - For failing to appreciate the brilliance of "Firefly".
Ms. Katie Clark - For using my lab equipment without permission.
Dr. James Scott - For suggesting that "Star Wars" is superior to "Star Trek".
Mr. Brian Adams - For failing to properly categorize my comic book collection.
Ms. Michelle Moore - For overwatering my carefully calibrated hydroponic garden.
Mr. Steven Carter - For making fun of my appreciation for "Doctor Who".
Dr. Rebecca Evans - For refusing to debate the merits of Schrödinger's cat experiment.
Mr. Jason Turner - For persistently misquoting famous physicists.
Ms. Heather Collins - For disorganizing my meticulously arranged bookshelf.
Dr. Eric Ramirez - For suggesting that Sheldon would "benefit" from meditation.
Mr. Justin Long - For hacking into my computer and leaving silly desktop wallpapers.
Ms. Angela Perez - For touching my collectible action figures without gloves.
Dr. Joseph Martinez - For claiming that Pluto isn't a planet.
Mr. Zachary Rogers - For crashing my model train set.
Ms. Emma Stewart - For mocking my habit of knocking three times.
Dr. Benjamin Walker - For moving my whiteboard markers.
Mr. Brandon Morris - For forgetting to include me in a crucial group email.
Ms. Sophia Wright - For taking the last piece of pizza without consulting the group.
Dr. Christopher Hill - For misplacing my thesis notes.
Mr. Matthew Scott - For disrupting my routine with spontaneous plans.
Ms. Amanda Lee - For skipping over my name in the raffle drawing.
Dr. Elizabeth Anderson - For minimizing the importance of theoretical physics.
Mr. Daniel Thomas - For pronouncing "gif" incorrectly.
Ms. Nicole Harris - For hiding my favorite mug as a "joke".
Dr. Jonathan Martin - For taking the last piece of my favorite chocolate.
Mr. Ryan Clark - For consistently interrupting my train of thought.
Ms. Megan Lewis - For gossiping about my peculiarities in the break room.
Dr. Joshua Young - For changing the lab thermostat without consulting me.
Mr. Andrew Harris - For using my chair without adjusting it back to my settings.
Ms. Victoria Hall - For wearing too much perfume in a shared office space.
Dr. Anthony Green - For underestimating the complexity of my string theory equations.
Mr. Patrick King - For borrowing my stapler and not returning it.
Ms. Olivia Baker - For not understanding the cultural significance of "Star Trek".
Dr. Samuel Nelson - For criticizing my organizational skills.
Mr. Adam Perez - For using my personal mug without asking.
Ms. Diana Turner - For mislabeling my collection of rare coins.
Dr. Jeremy Collins - For playing loud music during work hours.
Mr. Tyler Foster - For persistently suggesting that "Lost" has a coherent plot.
Ms. Ashley Bryant - For eating loudly in a shared workspace.
Dr. Aaron Ward - For suggesting that science fiction is for "nerds".
Mr. Ethan Reyes - For using my whiteboard for doodles.
Ms. Rachel Jenkins - For not using coasters on my coffee table.
Dr. Logan Perry - For moving my carefully arranged stationery.
Mr. Kyle Russell - For forgetting my birthday.
Ms. Chloe Hunter - For constantly yawning during my presentations.
Dr. Nathan Long - For criticizing my PowerPoint skills.
Mr. Jordan Simmons - For neglecting to refill the printer paper.
Ms. Sydney Bell - For spreading misinformation about quantum physics.
Dr. Brandon Reed - For suggesting that math is "just numbers".
Mr. Austin Phillips - For not knowing the difference between a parsec and a light-year.
Ms. Lauren Sanders - For forgetting to return my favorite book.
Dr. Nicholas Wood - For undermining my astrophysics expertise.
Mr. Elijah Ramirez - For persistently interrupting my lunch break.
Ms. Lily Patterson - For making fun of my "Spock" haircut.
Dr. Gavin Sanchez - For failing to acknowledge my contributions to our project.
Mr. Ian Murphy - For loudly chewing gum in meetings.
Ms. Sophie Cox - For mispronouncing "quantum entanglement".
Dr. Jason Brooks - For suggesting that I "lighten up".
Mr. Evan Alexander - For persistently using text abbreviations in emails.
Ms. Anna Foster - For borrowing my rare vinyl records without permission.
Dr. Ryan Coleman - For suggesting that my equations were "simple algebra".
Mr. Thomas Gray - For breaking my meticulously constructed LEGO Death Star.
Ms. Olivia White - For persistently confusing Star Wars and Star Trek.
Dr. Natalie Cooper - For suggesting that geology is a "real" science.
Mr. Derek Foster - For wearing mismatched socks to our research presentation.
Ms. Sophie Graham - For not appreciating the genius of Stephen Hawking.
Dr. Kevin Phillips - For accidentally deleting my saved game file.
Mr. Lucas Adams - For failing to show up to our D&D campaign.
Ms. Isabelle Johnson - For undercooking the pasta at our dinner party.
Dr. Alex Stevens - For constantly borrowing my Wi-Fi without permission.
Mr. Sean Turner - For forgetting to mail my comic book subscription.
Ms. Melissa Clark - For claiming that superheroes are "childish".
Dr. Robert Hughes - For rearranging my chess pieces while cleaning.
Mr. Brandon Bennett - For making fun of my fascination with trains.
Ms. Alicia Parker - For using Comic Sans in a formal report.
Dr. Ethan Thompson - For persistently mispronouncing my name.
Mr. Jordan Evans - For failing to invite me to his wedding.
Ms. Natalie Young - For bringing her dog to the office without asking.
Dr. Kyle Harris - For moving my desk decorations.
Mr. Aaron Lewis - For spilling soda on my keyboard.
Ms. Julia Hall - For not returning my borrowed DVD.
Dr. Benjamin Walker - For suggesting we "wing it" during a presentation.
Mr. Kevin Brown - For making fun of my Halloween costume.
Ms. Grace Davis - For consistently forgetting my favorite coffee order.
Dr. Andrew Wilson - For laughing at my collection of action figures.
Mr. Samuel Lee - For stepping on my model train setup.
Ms. Rebecca Adams - For using my stapler without asking.
Dr. Jason Foster - For taking the last donut without considering others.
Mr. Liam Garcia - For suggesting that physics is "boring".
Ms. Ella Martinez - For failing to follow the lab protocols.
Dr. Owen Ramirez - For turning off my carefully set up computer configurations.
Mr. Jacob White - For criticizing my choice of music.
Ms. Mia Perez - For calling me "Sheldon Cooper" sarcastically.
Dr. Gabriel Lewis - For doubting the veracity of my scientific paper.
Mr. Henry Walker - For changing the settings on my telescope.
Ms. Emily Parker - For cutting in line at the cafeteria.
Dr. Jonathan Brooks - For forgetting to include my name on the research paper.
Mr. Michael Reed - For mocking my whiteboard equations.
Ms. Lily Turner - For using my favorite pen without returning it.
Dr. William Young - For suggesting that "The Big Bang" never happened.
Mr. James Phillips - For taking credit for my discovery.
Ms. Ava Harris - For not adhering to the meeting agenda.
Dr. David Nelson - For doubting my data analysis.
Mr. Jackson Cooper - For always showing up late to meetings.
Ms. Harper Gray - For not appreciating my puns.
Dr. Charles Adams - For touching my Rubik's Cube without solving it.
Mr. Eli Harris - For suggesting that "Friends" is better than "The Big Bang Theory".
Ms. Zoe Brooks - For failing to correct my mispronunciation.
Dr. Caleb Walker - For persistently questioning my experiments.
Mr. Sebastian Martinez - For changing my chair height.
Ms. Aurora Sanchez - For not appreciating my Sheldonisms.